Bullshit Mac 'n' Cheese

Are you a lazy fuck that can't always be buggered to go all out when you cook? Sometimes I am too. Here I present a really easy and super lazy way to make some pretty alright macaroni (or whatever pasta you want) and cheese. Check it.

Ingredients:

• Pasta - whatever kind you want and however much you need to serve people
• Butter
• Cheese - any kind really, even that canned parmesan stuff works in a pinch
  
• Salt & Pepper
• Optional: Any extra seasonings, meats, veggies or whatever that you want to chuck into this
  

Directions:

1. Boil salty water in a pot
2. Add the pasta
3. Remove butter from the fridge and slice about a tablespoon (or more if serving more than 2 people) into thin slices
4. Once the pasta is just past al dente, strain it but reserve some of the water
5. Put the pasta into a bowl and add the butter and 2TB of the reserved water
6. Mix until the butter is melted
7. Add the cheese and mix until it melts
8. Adjust by adding more pasta water/cheese (or even butter you fatty) until you get the consistency you want
9. Add in any other crap you want (baked chicken, old bay and garlic powder is a fav of mine)
10. Eat this slop.
11. Don't forget to clean up
12. Later on, hate yourself for being a lazy shit